The Mouse in my Pocket

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

(via ohhaiimelissa)

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

(via ontheedgeandfallingoff)

bettycrockerfanclub:

last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story

(via ontheedgeandfallingoff)

yohoyohoadisneylifeforme:

frozendailydose:


dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!


aww the bae!

yohoyohoadisneylifeforme:

frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!

aww the bae!

(Source: notthedisneyyourelookingfor, via alealise)

evanblaisewalsh:

Energy, resilience, forgiveness and love at the Boston Marathon on April 21, 2014.

(Source: facebook.com, via alealise)

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

(via alealise)

queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:



shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:

image

shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

(Source: theamericankid, via funkyeuph)

sandandglass:

Jessica Williams talks to John Tamny, columnist for Forbes

(via jamesellsworth)

worths:

ok thanks

worths:

ok thanks

(Source: worths, via jennhasablog)