The Mouse in my Pocket

mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

(Source: aidn, via fiercelyuncool)

theladyelsa:

fansasstical:

theladyelsa:

and god said, “let chris pine be a prince”

excuse you hes already a prince

excuse you he was a lord in the princess diaries 2

(via disneydebrino)

fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; July 31, 2014
[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; July 31, 2014

Part 1 / Part 2 ]

(via fallontonight)

thesylverlining:

winterwombat:

the-enchanted-mermaid:

Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.

Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest. 

Miniature bunnies with iridescent ears. Happiness, embodied as a tiny ball of fluff and cute.

TINY BUN WITH COLORFUL EARS ;____;

(via katastrid)

the-doctor-and-his-companions:

portentouscatastrophe:

xxcookievampiressxx:

kitsunelenali:

the-archetype-of-civilization:

askstarliner:

This is real film of a real ghost

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

I almost had a heart attack.

this is so triggering you should really tag this. 

thats the most terrifying thing ive ever watched in my life

I almost had a heart attack

the-doctor-and-his-companions:

portentouscatastrophe:

xxcookievampiressxx:

kitsunelenali:

the-archetype-of-civilization:

askstarliner:

This is real film of a real ghost

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

I almost had a heart attack.

this is so triggering you should really tag this. 

thats the most terrifying thing ive ever watched in my life

I almost had a heart attack

(Source: mente-potencialmente-suicida, via soarin-2-tower)

call-me-wicked:

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

Thanks for the shitty ass gift

(Source: brain-food, via ohhaiimelissa)

unapologeticoptimism:

tinalikesbutts:

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

This…. This is my favorite thing.

(Source: sizvideos, via missmagicofficial)