The Mouse in my Pocket

thelivster:

karrett:

sleepwalkerindreamersclothing:

presentreign:

Everyone IN NY should read this

Everyone who wants to come to NY should read this

Everyone should read this if you’re thinking about NY in any way, shape or form.

as a native new yorker and a human being who has to go in and out of the city every day and is constantly bewildered by the fact the people continue to do stupid things

thanks for this!

ALSO ESCALATORS, THE RIGHT SIDE IS FOR STANDING, THE LEFT SIDE IS FOR RUNNING UP/DOWN THEM

PLEASE AND THANK YOU

THIS ^^^^^^^^^ People who stand on the left side of the escalators is one of my biggest pet peeves.

(Source: jessehimself)

d0nn0:

Serves you fucking right you little bitch

(Source: funnuraba, via thelivster)

did-you-kno:

The NFL was paid $400 million to have players use Microsoft Surface tablets during broadcasts, but they mistakenly gained more exposure for Apple because the announcers kept calling them iPads.  Source

did-you-kno:

The NFL was paid $400 million to have players use Microsoft Surface tablets during broadcasts, but they mistakenly gained more exposure for Apple because the announcers kept calling them iPads. Source

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

(via candles-in-thesun)

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via candles-in-thesun)

thefrogman:

Tośka and her owner Ewelina [flickr]

[h/t: sarnain]

(Source: indulge-in-reveries, via i-just-want-a-milkshake)

Overheard at Animal Kingdom

Guest: Do you have anything Frozen?

Merchandise CM: Oh yeah! We have Popsicles, ice cream...

Guest:

twirlytumblfluff:

memeguy-com:

This man knows how to ride a Segway

This is the ONLY way to ride a Segway.

twirlytumblfluff:

memeguy-com:

This man knows how to ride a Segway

This is the ONLY way to ride a Segway.

(via princesselizabethjade)